Perhaps, I am prone to witnessing petty street crimes. In my life as a city dweller, I have seen many instances of cellphone snatching, mostly because of stupidity like texting while in a jejemon infested area. During high school, I was robbed at knife point. The clueless thief never knew that what he got was merely a fifty peso counterfeit necklace I bought from a Muslim street peddler. Once, I almost became a victim of the Dura Gang. When they failed to procure their loot, I gave them the belat when I got off the jeepney we were riding. Their funny reaction was priceless. I wish I had a camera to record it.
It was a capricious Sunday evening, just past six. Devoid of any pirated movie being shown on its tawdry China made entertainment system, the half empty bus I was in was serene. Thankfully, the driver nor the conductor opted not to tune in to Love Radio or any cheap fm station either. The passengers inside were more or less ten. I was seated just a few rows after the driver. Behind him was a man in white sando who seemed to have come from the market because he was carrying a transparent yellow plastic bag of dried fish. In front of me was a man tinkering with his iPhone, texting endlessly he seemed. On my right was a man in white shirt and denim shorts. Not far on the back seat was an old lady sleeping. She was already unconscious when I got in the vehicle.
In a dark corner of Pioneer along EDSA, the man in white sando asked the driver to stop the bus. Strangely instead of getting out, he faced us. Still carrying his bag of daing, he drew a homemade gun and suddenly declared a robbery.
"Huldap to! Aken na mga silpon nyo!" he uttered in a loud but trembling voice.
We were caught off guard. Faced with danger, an atmosphere of fear inside the bus became palpable. With the robber pointing his gun to us, my body was paralyzed with dreadful emotions. In such situation, I follow a rule: Just give what the thief wants. I shall never resist unless I am sexually violated. The first item that the criminal got was the iPhone of the passenger in front of me who was busy texting ever since. Because it was in plain view of the perpetrator, he had no choice but to give it up. At that moment, I realized that being a text addict has its price.
When the thief walked nearer with his gun facing me, my life flashed before my eyes. Yet no matter what happens, my conviction was strong. Mimicking the line of Leonardo DiCaprio from The Beach, my mind spoke out, "No! I will not die today!" As I stared at the felon, I noticed the look of apprehension on his face. It was as if he was a neophyte criminal or what he was committing was just a spur of the moment, unplanned. After all, nobody would try robbing people still carrying a bag of daing. I was about to surrender my wallet and phone when the man in denim shorts beside me suddenly grabbed the robber's gun. To the surprise of the criminal, the passenger who held on to his weapon pulled out a gun of his own. Fearing for his life, the thief instantly let go of his firearm while accidentally dropping the bag of daing he was carrying. He then hurriedly ran out of the vehicle.
"Pulis ako," the man who took the gun away from the robber disclosed.
Except for the passenger who had his phone stolen, everyone was relieved that their belongings remain intact. Nobody noticed the daing left by the thief so I took it. Even after the commotion, the lola sleeping on the back seat remained undisturbed. She seemed to be breathing so I ruled out death. She might just probably be puyat.
At home, I realized that something worse could have happened. In case a bullet gets dislodged during the short scuffle, I may cease to exist as a life form. I felt a little traumatized thereafter. The next morning, I felt happy for my new lease in life. Hungry, I was like a newborn baby longing for milk from the breasts of his lactating mother. What I had instead was a sumptuous breakfast of fried rice and the daing left as souvenir by the runaway thief.

