One strange thing about me, I am fascinated with serial killers. Besides being a fan of Dexter and CSI, I regularly watch chilling documentaries about real life serial murderers.
One strange thing about me, I avoid going out with friends for a videoke. This is to prevent me from becoming violent upon hearing someone sing Bakit Ngayon Ka Lang for the nth time.
One strange thing about me, I read newspapers and tabloids starting from the last page.
One strange thing about me, I am playful when in a public restroom. Using my pee, I aim at the hideous pubic hairs and phlegm left by other people in the urinal.
One strange thing about me, I sometimes entertain the heinous thought of stalking my favorite Japanese idol Aya Ueto.
One strange thing about me, I am judgmental when it comes to a person's choice of music. I regard those who love Kpop as juvenile, if not retarded. I think of men who solely listens to R'N B as gays. I see people who dig rave, trance, techno, or whatever you call that rubbish as Ecstasy addicts who like music that is a product of computer programming.
One strange thing about me, one of my past times is to count girls wearing cheeky shorts strolling at the mall. Fat women not included.
One strange thing about me, despite most men desire a six pack, I am very proud of my one pack abdomen which I call "the house that lechon built."
One strange thing about me, I am extremely frugal. It is my belief that any brand new t-shirt should not cost more than P200, any drink should not exceed P25, and a haircut should be just P50 or less.
One strange thing about me, I own an extensive collection of pictures with mascots.
One strange thing about me, I once lost my sexual drive during a month long internship at Fabella, a hospital that caters to patients giving birth. Apparently, the saturating sight of several vaginas on a daily basis has its toll on a man.
One strange thing about me, I do not patronize products being endorsed by celebrities I cannot stand.
One strange thing about me, I love taking pictures of people but I hate being photographed by people.
One strange thing about me, I still my eyes drowning in tears while watching movies which I have already viewed several times.
One strange thing about me, I give fake names in coffee shops and restaurants when being asked for it --- one tall brewed coffee for Piolo!
One strange thing about me, I like killing roaches by drowning them in alcohol. More humane and hygienic than squashing them with tsinelas.
One strange thing about me, my musical preference is rock, particularly trash metal. This, despite not looking like someone who listens to such genre.
One strange thing about me, I bear an extreme fondness for old, menopausal, and sarcastic women like Lolit Solis, Annabelle Rama and Senator Miriam Defensor Santiago. I find them effortlessly funny.
One strange thing about me, I have a nasty habit of strolling around a big supermarket without buying anything.
One strange thing about me, my eyeballs have a tendency to roll upwards, as if I were having an orgasm, whenever I'm devouring a tasty burger.
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